The world’s first metal paperclip made with AI.

The mission of Paperclip Maximizers, Inc. is to bring the world closer to AGI, one AI Paperclip at a time.*

Our Products

Now available in two sizes.

Many Little AI Paperclips

The Tesla Roadster of Paperclips

Only 2,450 AI Paperclips will be forged in the fires of our patent-pending, AI GPU-powered metal foundry. The perfect way to show your dedication to AI.

  • Made with rare, precious metal

  • Starting at $49

  • 2.5” tall

One Big AI Paperclip

One human-sized AI Paperclip plus 1% equity in our parent company, Paperclip Maximizers, Inc.

  • 1 of 1

  • Minimum bid of $1,000,000

  • Custom-built to the size of your favorite AI figure (5’ 7” for a Sam Altman-sized paperclip, 6’ 3” for Elon Musk)

Not sure where to put your AI Paperclip?

We have some ideas.

On Your Desk

In view of your webcam

By your bedside

Master Plan

Phase 1: High-Priced, Low-Volume Paperclips (Current Phase)

The world’s first paperclips made with AI. 2,450 paperclips, each a unique work of art, hand-crafted with metal forged by AI GPUs. The “Tesla Roadster” of paperclips.

Phase 2: Medium-Price, Medium-Volume Paperclips

We will use profits from the first paperclip model to build luxury paperclips. In this phase, we will build the best-designed, highest-rated office supplies using advanced AI. The “Tesla Model S” of paperclips.

Phase 3: More Affordable, High-Volume Paperclips

Using revenue from the second model of paperclip to build mass-market paperclips. In this phase we will use our even more advanced AI to build affordable, high-utility office supplies. The “Tesla Model 3” of paperclips.

Phase 4: Universal Paperclips

Use revenue from the third model of paperclips to develop a paperclip-maximizing AGI. Sending probes into space. Accelerating the advent of universal paperclips.

 FAQs

  • Yes, AI Paperclips are real, physical paperclips available for purchase.

  • Yes, returns are accepted within 14 days of delivery.

  • No, AI Paperclips are not functional. They are collectible works of art, hand-crafted from rare precious metals, using a metal foundry powered by the heat from AI GPUs.

  • Probably not.

  • After spending a combined three decades across the climate change and technology industries, it seems that AI safety is way under-resourced compared to climate change.

    So we simply wanted to develop a fun experiment to bring more awareness to AI safety, in hopes of getting more smart people working on it ASAP.