Our Story

It all started with a tweet.

AI Paperclips

Introducing the Tesla Roadster of Paperclips, now available in two sizes.

Many Little AI Paperclips

A 2.5” tall paperclip, perfectly sized to display on your desk or another well-trafficked area.

  • Only 2,449 available

  • Made with rare, precious metal in our patent-pending AI GPU-powered metal foundry

  • Starting at $49

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One Big AI Paperclip

One Sam Altman-sized AI Paperclip (5’ 7” tall), plus 1% uncapped equity in our parent company, Paperclip Maximizers, Inc.

  • 1 of 1

  • Made with rare, precious metal in our patent-pending AI GPU-powered metal foundry

  • Minimum bid of $1,000,000

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Not sure where to put your AI Paperclip?

We have some ideas.

On Your Desk

In view of your webcam

Master Plan

The plan to achieve universal paperclips.

Phase 1: High-Priced, Low-Volume Paperclips (Current Phase)

The world’s first paperclips made with AI. 2,450 paperclips, each hand-crafted using metal forged by AI GPUs. The “Tesla Roadster” of paperclips.

Phase 2: Medium-Price, Medium-Volume Paperclips

We will use profits from the first paperclip model to build medium-priced luxury paperclips. With our advanced AI, we will design the highest-rated office supplies in the world. The “Tesla Model S” of paperclips.

Phase 3: More Affordable, High-Volume Paperclips

Use revenue from the second model of paperclips to build mass-market paperclips. We will use even more advanced AI to build affordable, high-utility office supplies. The “Tesla Model 3” of paperclips.

Phase 4: Universal Paperclips

Use revenue from the third model of paperclips to develop a paperclip-maximizing AGI. Sending probes into space. Welcome to universal paperclips.

 FAQs

  • Yes, AI Paperclips are real, physical paperclips available for purchase.

  • Yes, returns are accepted within 14 days of delivery.

  • No, AI Paperclips are not functional. They are collectible works of art, hand-crafted from rare precious metals, using a metal foundry powered by the heat from AI GPUs.

  • Probably not.

  • After spending a combined three decades across the climate change and technology industries, it seems that AI safety is way under-resourced compared to climate change.

    So we simply wanted to develop a fun experiment to bring more awareness to AI safety, in hopes of getting more smart people working on it ASAP.